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Eat your Fucking Cake - Happy Birthday Card

$ 6.00

4.25 x 5.5 inches

We all know the exciting part about someone's birthday is the freaking cake. Cut to the chase with this sparkly birthday cake card and remind your loved one where their priorities should be. CAKE DARNIT! And hopefully this reminds them to cut to the chase and blow out those damn candles and share some cake. YAY!

Size - 4.25 x 5.5 inches (A2 greeting card size.) 

Envelope in a complementary color is included. YAY! 

 

♥♥ Important Information ♥♥

♥ Our cards are vibrant and colorful- we’ve taken the time to design fun cards to match that colorful personality of yours! Please keep in mind that each monitor/computer has its own color settings; due to this, colors may vary slightly.

♥ Each card is printed on smooth, luxurious white 110lb cover cardstock and comes with an envelope in a complementary color. 

♥ Some of our cards come with unique hand-embellished glitter elements; which are painstakingly applied after printing each card by hand. They’ll add that special twinkle, sure to amp up the awesome!

♥ The inside of each card is blank, so you can write whatever your little heart desires. Be witty, snarky, sweet or daring. The inside is your moment to shine!

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