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Fuck Getting Older - Funny Birthday Card

$ 5.95

4.25 x 5.5 inches

Sometimes you just want to say F aging and having more birthdays. At some point, your body starts to get temperamental- limbs hurt, skin flaps and wrinkles creep up on you. Aging can certainly be a beautiful and wise part of life- but at times, we just want to say F it! 

Celebrate your aged friend with this fantastic card! It has scattered glitter dots for added awesomeness. 

Size - 4.25 x 5.5 inches (A2 greeting card size.) 

Envelope in a complementary color is included. YAY! 


♥♥ Important Information ♥♥

♥ Our cards are vibrant and colorful- we’ve taken the time to design fun cards to match that colorful personality of yours! Please keep in mind that each monitor/computer has its own color settings; due to this, colors may vary slightly.

♥ Each card is printed on smooth, luxurious white 110lb cover cardstock and comes with an envelope in a complementary color. 

♥ Some of our cards come with unique hand-embellished glitter elements; which are painstakingly applied after printing each card by hand. They’ll add that special twinkle, sure to amp up the awesome!

♥ The inside of each card is blank, so you can write whatever your little heart desires. Be witty, snarky, sweet or daring. The inside is your moment to shine!

You're magical, bb! 🦄

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