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With All the Shit You've Done, I'm Surprised You Made it This Far - Birthday Card

$ 5.95

4.25 x 5.5 inches

We all know that person; we're amazed they are still standing and able to breath. The crap that they do on a daily basis is slightly like Evel Knievel and Harry Houdini, without any sort of training. They fly by the seat of their pants and one day, you know they'll break a bone or get in trouble for their crazy antics. Celebrate their "holy crap, how am I still alive" lifestyle and life with this card! They'll be so happy, they'll flip for joy!

Size - 4.25 x 5.5 inches (A2 greeting card size.) 

Envelope in a complementary color is included. YAY! 


♥♥ Important Information ♥♥

♥ Our cards are vibrant and colorful- we’ve taken the time to design fun cards to match that colorful personality of yours! Please keep in mind that each monitor/computer has its own color settings; due to this, colors may vary slightly.

♥ Each card is printed on smooth, luxurious white 110lb cover cardstock and comes with an envelope in a complementary color. 

♥ Some of our cards come with unique hand-embellished glitter elements; which are painstakingly applied after printing each card by hand. They’ll add that special twinkle, sure to amp up the awesome!

♥ The inside of each card is blank, so you can write whatever your little heart desires. Be witty, snarky, sweet or daring. The inside is your moment to shine!

You're magical, bb! 🦄

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