Have a Mediocre Holiday - Funny Christmas Cards
Turn Around Time
Yay, the holidays are here again! USA Orders - PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU ORDER BEFORE OR ON DECEMBER 15TH. DURING THE HOLIDAY SEASON, YOUR ORDER MAY TAKE LONGER THAN 5 BUSINESS DAYS FOR SHIPPING. PLEASE PLAN ACCORDINGLY.
INTERNATIONAL ORDERS -
LAST DAY TO ORDER IS NOVEMBER 25TH. ALTHOUGH ORDERS MAY ARRIVE ON TIME IF PLACED AFTER THIS DATE, CUSTOMS CAN OCCASIONALLY HOLD PACKAGES FOR AN INCREASED AMOUNT OF TIME DURING THE HOLIDAYS. PLEASE KEEP THAT IN MIND.
BREAKDOWN FOR TURNAROUND- If you place your order on a Monday- at the very latest, your order will be dropped off at the United States Post Office on Thursday. If you place your order on the weekend (Friday through Sunday) Your order will be dropped off at the latest on Wednesday. Saturday and Sunday do not count as business days, nor do any National Holidays.
Important Shipping Information
We ship to the address provided when you place your order. If there are any issues with your address, we will contact you BEFORE shipping out your order, via email and phone. If you do not respond within a 5 day period, we will email you a cancellation warning- if you do not respond after 48 hours, we will be forced to cancel your order.
All items are sent via USPS first class. The Post Office can take anywhere from 2-5 business days generally- but may take even longer, depending on the location. Unfortunately because of the postal office restructuring that has taken place lately, there is no way to completely quote an accurate time. In my experience most packages arrive within 4-5 business days after being shipped- but they can and may possibly take longer.
International orders are also sent via USPS first class. International orders generally take 1-2 weeks for delivery - but can take longer. Customs may take some time to process orders; their turnaround is completely up to their discretion. Past orders to international locations have taken around a week and a half. Buyer is responsible for ALL Duties/Taxes and fees associated with shipment. Delivery times also vary depending on location.
Every order I ship out has a tracking number. If something doesn't arrive or is damaged- please let me know! I will do everything I can to fix the situation.
Wish your special someone the most appropriate sentiments this holiday ever - a mediocre holiday! They'll giggle with delight, especially if they have a cat! Because lord knows, you petty human, you couldn't possibly deserve anything other than a mediocre holiday.
♥♥ Important Information ♥♥
♥ Our cards are vibrant and colorful- we’ve taken the time to design fun cards to match that colorful personality of yours! Please keep in mind that each monitor/computer has its own color settings; due to this, colors may vary slightly.
♥ Each card is printed on smooth, luxurious white 110lb index cardstock.
♥ Some of our cards come with unique hand-embellished glitter elements; which are painstakingly applied after printing each card by hand. They’ll add that special twinkle, sure to amp up the awesome!
♥ The inside of each card is blank, so you can write whatever your little heart desires. Be witty, snarky, sweet or daring. The inside is your moment to shine!
♥♥♥♥ Customer Reviews ♥♥♥♥
“I love everything I've ever purchased from this shop, but especially this card! The service is great, as well. My purchases always arrive on time and I am treated like a friend and not just a customer. I will continue buying from this shop!” - Kaitlin G
“This is an awesome freaking card. I freaking love it. I will freaking order more freaking cards asap -- seller is freaking awesome.” - MomofBryce
"I can't believe this card even existed?! I searched Google and voila!! There it was. It literally made the recipient cry; she loved it so much. Great work! I also loved the note and confetti that came along with it. I will definitely purchase more." - Avogel83
“These cards are the best! Highly recommend Michelle's shop to every human being inhabiting the earth. I still have the Christmas card I ordered displayed just because it's so marvelous! So glad I found this gem of a store. Thank you kindly!” - Nicole