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Mom, Thanks For Not Killing Me - Funny Card for Mom

$ 6.00

4.25 X 5.5 INCHES

Congratulations! You are a living testament to your mom not giving into temptation and killing you! You deserve another fun filled day and she deserves this card for allowing you to live so long. Let's face it; children bring parents equal parts terror, horror, annoyance and joy. Thank your mom this year and acknowledge the fact that she's allowed you to live thus far. (But, piss her off or annoy her enough and you may just get the axe.)

Size - 4.25 x 5.5 inches (A2 greeting card size.) 

Envelope in a complementary color is included. YAY! 

 

♥♥ Important Information ♥♥

♥ Our cards are vibrant and colorful- we’ve taken the time to design fun cards to match that colorful personality of yours! Please keep in mind that each monitor/computer has its own color settings; due to this, colors may vary slightly.

♥ Each card is printed on smooth, luxurious white 110lb cover cardstock and comes with an envelope in a complementary color. 

♥ Some of our cards come with unique hand-embellished glitter elements; which are painstakingly applied after printing each card by hand. They’ll add that special twinkle, sure to amp up the awesome!

♥ The inside of each card is blank, so you can write whatever your little heart desires. Be witty, snarky, sweet or daring. The inside is your moment to shine!

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