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Mom, Thanks For Not Killing Me - Funny Card for Mom

$ 5.00

Congratulations! You are a living testament to your mom not giving into temptation and killing you! You deserve another fun filled day and she deserves this card for allowing you to live so long. Let's face it; children bring parents equal parts terror, horror, annoyance and joy. Thank your mom this year and acknowledge the fact that she's allowed you to live thus far. (But, piss her off or annoy her enough and you may just get the axe.)

This card was designed with pastel colored flowers and lovely yellow glittery text.

♥♥ Important Information ♥♥

♥ Our cards are vibrant and colorful- we’ve taken the time to design fun cards to match that colorful personality of yours! Please keep in mind that each monitor/computer has its own color settings; due to this, colors may vary slightly.

♥ Each card is printed on smooth, luxurious white 110lb index cardstock.

♥ Some of our cards come with unique hand-embellished glitter elements; which are painstakingly applied after printing each card by hand. They’ll add that special twinkle, sure to amp up the awesome!

♥ The inside of each card is blank, so you can write whatever your little heart desires. Be witty, snarky, sweet or daring. The inside is your moment to shine!

 

♥♥♥♥ Customer Reviews ♥♥♥♥

“I love everything I've ever purchased from this shop, but especially this card! The service is great, as well. My purchases always arrive on time and I am treated like a friend and not just a customer. I will continue buying from this shop!” - Kaitlin G

“This is an awesome freaking card. I freaking love it. I will freaking order more freaking cards asap -- seller is freaking awesome.” - MomofBryce

"I can't believe this card even existed?! I searched Google and voila!! There it was. It literally made the recipient cry; she loved it so much. Great work! I also loved the note and confetti that came along with it. I will definitely purchase more." - Avogel83

“These cards are the best! Highly recommend Michelle's shop to every human being inhabiting the earth. I still have the Christmas card I ordered displayed just because it's so marvelous! So glad I found this gem of a store. Thank you kindly!” - Nicole

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